X2: X-Men United (2003)
"Well...you coming? You do have a movie to star in, you know?" I went into this farce with no expectations. In case you haven’t figured it out by now, I’m a natural pessimist. So much of a pessimist I...
View ArticleX-Men (2000)
“What did you expect…a group shot full of action? Go back to your Rob Leifeld comics then, you posers,” Now here’s a case study in adaption, a simultaneous example of how to successfully make a comic...
View ArticleX-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
The cost of DADT climbs higher every day. I’ve never liked Wolverine for the same reason I’ve don’t like most antiheroes: most of the time, he’s an asshole. Originally created by Len Wein so Bruce...
View ArticleX-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Oh crap. I put in a Twilight movie by mistake. Doc Psy’s Journal: May 26, 2006. Shitty movie in theaters this morning. Finger pints of meddling executives all over the remains. This entertainment...
View ArticleX-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)
The trade paperback cover… In all the annuls of X-Men history, no creative team is so beloved as the human one-two punch that was Chris Claremont and John Byrne. Between 1977 and ’81, those two turned...
View ArticleTMNT (2007)
Our review of the fourth Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, their first fully animated feature. Premiering early in the Year of Hell, 2007, it found a completely unreceptive audience, caught seven...
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